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Draft time anyone?

by on May.12, 2004, under Humor

Ok, before you go, yes, this is a joke, but it’s a very well done joke – a sample of a draft from George Bush wink. Check it out, and be prepared to laugh out loud. The only thing is, it’s a scary thought, which almost takes away from the joke. Anyways, take a look smile

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Oy, it’s wrong, but also right

by on May.04, 2004, under Humor

Ok, time for some slightly off humor. Don’t kill me for this – I get this in random emails or through other stuff, and figured a few might find it entertaining.

Spiritual Work at the Beach

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their “tourist” garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a gorgeous, “drop dead blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight towards them.

They couldn’t help but stare. As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said “Good morning, Fathers, nodding to each as she passed them by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?

So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits.These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them.

Once again the two priests in settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same stunning blonde, wearing what seemed like only a string and taking her sweet time, strolled toward them. Again she nodded at each, with a, Good morning, Fathers, and started to walk on by.

One of the priests couldn’t stand it any longer and said, “Young lady. Just a minute.

“Yes?” she replied.

“We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests dressed as we are?”

“Father, it’s me, Sister Mary Claire, she replied.

Ok, that’s bad, and hesitated to post it, but why not. And, for all of those who remember the whole college experience, I had to post this link which has aspects of college life. Now, I don’t know all of em, but some are like ohhh good grief smile Ok, done torturing everyone – back to the normal weird odd posts I normal publish.

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