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Few entertaining quotes

by on Aug.28, 2006, under General

Saw this online today, had to post it for others to get a few quick laughs wink

It Cleans Those Leather-Belt Wounds Right Up

Loan officer: My husband’s parents were married for 50 years.
Receptionist: What’s the secret of being married that long?
Collector: Alcohol.
802 South Westnedge Avenue
Kalamazoo, Michigan
Overheard by: just passing by

via Overheard in the Office, Aug 28, 2006

Aren’t Asians Supposed to Be Smart?

Interviewer: Have you ever had to deal with rude or irate clients over the telephone?
Asian interviewee: Yes, at my last job I had to call the USA, and you know how rude they can be.
Interviewer: Yes, I know all too well, considering I am American and so is this company. This interview is now finished. Try not to hit my car on your way out of the parking lot…You know how Asians can’t drive!
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Overheard by: Elle (the other interviewer)

via Overheard in the Office, Aug 28, 2006


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